Saturday, April 25, 2009

NFL Draft



This is the inside of the NFL draft, just stare at the beautifulness of it. If you don't know what the draft is, i'll fill you in on it. It's where College football players get picked to play in the NFL. And the 1-10 picks recieve the most money. With each pick counting down, millions and millions of dollars go down to. So you are eager to get picked as early as possible cause the difference between being picked 1st and being picked 11th is probably 30 million dollars. Anywhooo this isn't what I'm talkin about. I'm here to talk to you about the madness of how stupid teams are. Starting with the 1st pick.



Matthew Stafford #
 1 pick, aka Mr. 78 million contract deal, was picked first by the 0-16 lions. Mark my word, he will be decent. But he will not lead they're team to any play-offs in the near future. BUST!










Michael Crabtree, best player in the draft in my opinion. And he slips all the way to #10 pick by the 49ers. Why? Why does the crappy team have to suck in the greatest player. Well at least he'll lead their team to play-offs



















Malcom Jenkins was picked by my beloved SAINTS! Everyone says he's too slow and sucks. That's why the saints picked him, we have the most under-rated players that are better than everyone. Aka we're goin to the superbowl.














Chris "Beanie" Wells, this man is a menace, the saints were going to pick him cause we need another running back. But noooooo, the Cardinals get him, yes the same Cardinals that went to the 
superbowl. This only means the Cardinals are gonna be really good. But not better than the saints. 















In closing, I'm awesome. And I bet half the people who came here, just looked at the pictures, or read it and made no sense of it. While your here do my poll

2 comments:

Clayton said...

how the heck do you know so much about EVERY football player.. its kinda weird.

Brandon Randall said...

The Cardinals ARE better than the Saints...take that! JK, but really, I like them better. Sorry. :)