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Rugby

K so here's the story. About last week my friend jacoby was telling me I should play rugby with him. So I went to one of they're training's and coach came up to me and was like, Who are you? I said caleb. And he said It's too late to register, we've already had 3 games. And the team was yelling out, he's american and fast and I just started laughing. And to quote, he said "Don't Bullsh** me" But also said I was welcome to train. So next training we were doin some sprinting drills and we were racing against eachother, and I beat everyone. So the head and assistant coach came up to me and gave me this guys name that I needed to see to register. So the next training like 10 minutes into practice, I tackled this guy and when I fell on him, his elbow went right into my chest. Which = me playing injured on gameday which = can't breathe. But I only got the ball twice, so there's some highlights.

28th = Jessica Alba

This lady you might refer to as a celebrity or Jessica Alba. Wrong, she's referred to as "My Jess" Why? Because we share the same birthday BOOM! I'm born April 28th 1993, She's born 1981. Anyways, be jealous. 

This dude's 59. But no one cares about him. 

And Penelope Cruz´ from sahara is 35. Other than that, suddam hussein, oscar schindler. But anyways, notice jessica alba. Good day sir, comment this blog and do the poll and don't say i like pudding. It's offensive

NFL Draft

This is the inside of the NFL draft, just stare at the beautifulness of it. If you don't know what the draft is, i'll fill you in on it. It's where College football players get picked to play in the NFL. And the 1-10 picks recieve the most money. With each pick counting down, millions and millions of dollars go down to. So you are eager to get picked as early as possible cause the difference between being picked 1st and being picked 11th is probably 30 million dollars. Anywhooo this isn't what I'm talkin about. I'm here to talk to you about the madness of how stupid teams are. Starting with the 1st pick.

Matthew Stafford #

 1 pick, aka Mr. 78 million contract deal, was picked first by the 0-16 lions. Mark my word, he will be decent. But he will not lead they're team to any play-offs in the near future. BUST!

Michael Crabtree, best player in the draft in my opinion. And he slips all the way to #10 pick by the 49ers. Why? Why does the crappy team have to suck in the greatest player. Well at least he'll lead their team to play-offs

Malcom Jenkins was picked by my beloved SAINTS! Everyone says he's too slow and sucks. That's why the saints picked him, we have the most under-rated players that are better than everyone. Aka we're goin to the superbowl.

Chris "Beanie" Wells, this man is a menace, the saints were going to pick him cause we need another running back. But noooooo, the Cardinals get him, yes the same Cardinals that went to the 

superbowl. This only means the Cardinals are gonna be really good. But not better than the saints. 

In closing, I'm awesome. And I bet half the people who came here, just looked at the pictures, or read it and made no sense of it. While your here do my poll

Scary Movie (Uncut Version)

So this started when I was watchin some football highlights on the computer and my mom turns to me and says do you hear that? So i took my headphones off and heard evilness. So i grabbed the camera and this is what happened ha. You can't see much but just listen.

When we woke up the next morning we went and checked and couldn't find anything. Cause there was no way I was checking at night ha. Im a pansy, so we still dont know what it was. A cat, a guy, or a goblin. The noise is yet to be found

Airport Security and Feet

So the only person who commented on my blog was emily, way to boost my self esteem people. Now i have to talk about airport security and feet... haha jk emily. So these are my thoughts on airport security first. 

I for one hate airports, cause their boring and always terrorist prone. Well not in the U.S. but overseas. Some planes, like my brothers plane to board on his mission, all he needed was a ticket, no security, nothing. So he coulda just packed a bunch of Dynamite and been on the news next day, awesome huh? And since im in New Zealand, i can predict the future for the U.S. cause we're a day ahead. And I am predicting that whoever reads this will be stopped in the airport security line for a strip search and their gonna find a bag of cocaine in your afro. And if you dont have a afro, you'll grow one. But i wouldnt listen to my predictions if i were you. I mean last time i predicted something, it was george bush being assasinated, and look what happened, someone threw 2 shoes at him, Big woop! Which now brings me to feet..

Feet are weird, especially if their not painted hot pink. Then their just boring... Have you ever just looked at your foot? Who would even think of making that? Craazyyy! Well idk what to say now. If you want, you can give me another suggestion, and if not ill just blog bout somethin else. Ha now everyone thank emily, she brought you this. Worrd, peace!